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Zombies Definitely Deserve a Hydrating Paraffin Facial

Ladies & Gentle Zombies alike! Now announcing the one and only beauty apothecary and full service salon still open for business since the zombie apocalypse: Beauty Lounge! When wiping the blood off your face from breakfast just won't do the trick anymore, treat yourself to a day at this luxurious (enough) lounge to brighten that dull, drab, dead look of yours. 

Our pure mud facials are sure to mostly clean any grubs living in the gaping wounds on that beautiful undead face. Hair matted with those pesky, constantly leaking brain fluids? Come visit our salon where our hair experts will ensure you receive a new do worthy of more than just a few "AWWRG'S!"...

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