Archive for April, 2012


"iQuit My Last iJob Because iWanted A New iCareer...." 

"-- I'm sorry, could you stop right there. Why are you doing that?"

"What am iDoing?"

"You keep saying "I" at the beginning of everything."

"No iAm not. You're mispronouncing it."


"You're saying "I". iThink you are trying to say 'i'. That's what iAm iDoing."

"Oh no. You're another one of these."

"iDon't know what you mean."

"Ugh, OK. I'll try to make this clear for you. Adding a lowercase letter 'i' to the beginning of things doesn't make them...



A Pebble Becomes a Boulder

Fundraiser website Kickstarter has been a hugely popular phenomenon amongst start-up, DIY, and small enterprise organizations for the last few years - particularly in our area, where dozens and dozen of different groups have tried (with varying levels of success) to raise the money they need to pursue their dream projects. In fact, Wilmington is one of the most popular Kickstarter cities in the country, with several successful Kickstarter campaigns under their local, hand-made belts, and there's plenty more coming. At the time of this writing, there are 39 active Kickstarter projects in Wilmington - with each project having a month to get funded, that averages out to more than one campaign being started...



The Cape Fear Guardian ad Litem Association

On average, one child a day is taken from a dangerous home and placed into foster care in New Hanover and Pender counties alone. Each of these cases goes to family court, which attempts to determine the safest and most beneficial course of action for the child. Each of these children is assigned a Guardian ad Litem, a trained volunteer who collaborates with attorneys and professionals to determine the child's best interest. Many of these children end up in permanent foster care, where they receive basic necessities and often the familial love which they need for healthy development...but the job of the Guardian ad Litem doesn't stop there.

That's where the Cape Fear Guardian ad Litem Association...



Hahahaha! Oh, wow. Ha! This is fun. But really, how do you get superglue off? 

That's what I love about you honey! It's so easy to make light of a bad situation with you. It's not like we're ignoring our problems or belittling the gravity of the situation - it's just that, honestly, what else can you do? When life throws you lemons, make lemonade...and laugh about it! But really, where's that kid of ours?

He was here a minute ago. Remember? "Let me show you a magic trick! You gotta stand back to back." Lord, what a little actor. And how he got that much superglue on our backs without us noticing is beyond me! Our little boy is so talented! I swear he's going to grow up to the be the next Houdini. I wonder if he has any acetone in his...



Rejected Ideas from The Johnson Nursery (Rhyme) Corporation

Jack And Jill went up the hill,
to fetch some wholesale perennials.
Jack logged in for a plant catalog
And Jill came Tumblr'ing after

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She wanted so many Belgium Mums, she didn't know what to do
Then she went to Johnson and filled a truck bed,
Now her garden is full of nice yellow and red

♬London Bridge is falling down ♬
♬falling down, falling down♬
♬London Bridge is falling down ♬
♬'cos Johnson Nursery Corporation's Wholesale Plants are aweeeeesomeeeee♬

Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star
How I Wonder What...


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